When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings
‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
i woulda survived the movie Carrie because i simply wouldn’t have bullied her.
me eating my prom meal while everybody is getting mass murdered because they couldn’t leave that poor girl alone
Ok, but the thing was she didn’t just kill people that bullied her, she murdered everyone at the prom. Remember what happened to that one teacher that was and helped her? So if you were at the prom you would have died.
no me and carrie see each other so she woulda let me live. rip to yall but i’m different
Wtf is boycott fatigue you stupid bastards ??????????
The least controversial and easiest way for you guys to help especially if you don’t live in Palestine and I’m hearing about boycott fatigue. Just get on with your life at this point you’re just as useless as your governments
obsessed with how working with middle schoolers is how they’re all soooo cool and everything is sooooo lame but the second you introduce a stuffed animal as a new student who “doesn’t know anything about math and wants to learn but is too scared to do it alone” one of them says it’s a girl, calls her Baby T, this spreads as fact until everyone is using the same name, and even though Baby T lives in the math classroom they convinced me to take her with us to the park because she is a student
